Actual text conversation from my youngest, on her last day of school. I think they had the usual terrible things like a pizza party and a scavenger hunt planned...
Her: "I don't wanna beeeee heeeeerrrreee".
Me: "Enjoy the day...it's almost over; and then you can weed with me."
Her: "oh great"
Me: "Yeah. You're welcome."
Sometimes you just have to, you know, encourage them. *muffled laughter in background*