Conversation with my brother last Saturday, when I'd been driving since 7 a.m., had been home 5 times for 45 minutes at a time, and was on my 5th trip out of the house in 5-degree weather. I had my hands full and was overheating waiting at the mall for one of the kids, bundled up for the cold, when my phone went off.
Jesse: Hey it's your long-lost brother. I need to get a Christmas list for you guys if you have time.
Me: Oh Lord. I'm at the mall in a coat and sewage, too hot! and it's 2 degrees outside. gahhh
Me: Not sewage.
Me: Sweater. I'm in SWEATER. !#^&$
Jesse: Nice auto text.
Me: I've been driving all day and won't be home for awhile. Can I call you when I'm home. and not in A SWEATER.
Sewage??? from "sweater" ? What the actual heck, autocorrect?