My teenagers share my odd sense of humor, plus a whole different one of their own, so, a lot of times they'll be laughing their heads off and I don't get it. But still.
Here are a few things I have randomly heard around here lately, in no particular order.
Youngest: If I licked a penny, I could tell you what state it's from.
Oldest: I just sprayed myself with Febreze so I'd smell better. I think I've hit a new low.
Youngest (to Oldest): If you were a spice...you'd be onion powder.
Oldest: Dude. It's weird to think about things you don't normally...think about.
Oldest to Youngest (who is staring into the fridge): Whatcha lookin' for? Youngest: Love.
Youngest (about extreme close-up of a famous actor on a movie): Ayy, yo gonna recycle those bags under ya eyes?
Or one of my favorites--this text conversation: