Friday, August 8, 2014

And...We're Back, with Things I Overhear Around the House

My teenagers share my odd sense of humor, plus a whole different one of their own, so, a lot of times they'll be laughing their heads off and I don't get it.  But still.

Here are a few things I have randomly heard around here lately, in no particular order.

Youngest:  If I licked a penny, I could tell you what state it's from.

Oldest:  I just sprayed myself with Febreze so I'd smell better.  I think I've hit a new low.

Youngest (to Oldest):  If you were a spice...you'd be onion powder.

Oldest:  Dude.  It's weird to think about things you don't normally...think about.

Oldest to Youngest (who is staring into the fridge):  Whatcha lookin' for?     Youngest:  Love.

Youngest (about extreme close-up of a famous actor on a movie):  Ayy, yo gonna recycle those bags under ya eyes?

Or one of my favorites--this text conversation:

Photo: Oh Christie.

8 comments:

  1. RIGHT MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Cute!

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    1. That one makes me smile every time!

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  2. This makes me not so sad that my children will grow up one day. :)

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    1. I think every single age along the way has been my "favorite age", but omg they are so fun now!

      Night before last, they were *sort of* arguing with each other by text from their bedrooms, and the youngest sent this to her sister:
      "I'M TOO WARM. CAN YOU COME COOL MY ROOM DOWN WITH YOUR HEART PLZ!

      BAHAHAHA. Yeah...don't be sad. :D

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