And...We're Back, with Things I Overhear Around the House

My teenagers share my odd sense of humor, plus a whole different one of their own, so, a lot of times they'll be laughing their heads off and I don't get it.  But still.

Here are a few things I have randomly heard around here lately, in no particular order.

Youngest:  If I licked a penny, I could tell you what state it's from.

Oldest:  I just sprayed myself with Febreze so I'd smell better.  I think I've hit a new low.

Youngest (to Oldest):  If you were a spice...you'd be onion powder.

Oldest:  Dude.  It's weird to think about things you don't normally...think about.

Oldest to Youngest (who is staring into the fridge):  Whatcha lookin' for?     Youngest:  Love.

Youngest (about extreme close-up of a famous actor on a movie):  Ayy, yo gonna recycle those bags under ya eyes?

Or one of my favorites--this text conversation: