Her: home in 15 minutes. what time were you born?
Me: 12:20 a.m.
Her: Dad says that's not the right time. lol
Me. I'm like an onion
Her: Because you make everybody cry?
Me: That. And you just keep finding layers of stuff you DON'T KNOW
Her: Hahaha this is true
Me: Mostly the crying tho.
Me: If I had a nickel for every time I made someone cry, we'd all be so rich...
Her: Dad says you're more like an artichoke because that's nicer and people like those.
I love that man.